KAT KORNER

WORDS OF WISDOM

Abraham Lincoln:

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Albert Schweitzer

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Collette

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Collette

There are no oridnary cats.

Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Leonardo Da Vinci

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

Mark Twain

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

Montaigne

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

Norwegian Proverb

It's better to feed one cat than many mice.

P.G. Wodehouse

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

P.J. O'Rouke

It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets who are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cat cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.

Rebecca West

Did St. Francis really preach to birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.

Robert A. Heinlein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A Heinlein

How you behave toward cats here below determines your staus in Heaven.

Winston Churchhill

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.